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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025)

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Duration
1h 53m
Release Year
2025
Genre
Drama, Thriller
Starring
Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, Danielle Macdonald

Everything is under control.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Additional Info

Release Date: October 10, 2025

Rating: R

Original Language: English

Country: United States

Original Title: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Original Technical Specs

Aspect Ratio: 2.39 : 1

Camera: Arricam LT with Zeiss B-Speed, Cooke Cinetal, and Laowa Probe Lenses · Sony FX9 with Zeiss B-Speed, Cooke Cinetal, and Laowa Probe Lenses

Cinematographic Process: Super 35 · XAVC · Dolby Digital

Example of the Original Sound Mix: N/A

HDR Tier

N/A

Real Age Rating

15+

Parental Guidance Available?

Featured Review

Highlights: ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You vibrates with a primordial love and respect for its heroine, one that self-evidently stems from Bronstein’s own experiences as a mother, but the film refuses to wink at its audience or often even the slightest hint of memeable solidarity.’ – IndieWire

 

Critics

Rotten Tomatoes (Tomatometer®)

92% of Positive Reviews

 

Metacritic

77

Audience

Rotten Tomatoes (Users)

79% rated this 3.5 stars or higher

 

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